I suppose this could also be called:
Team Fight Malphite
Dragon Buff Malphite
So here is the story:
(Blue team has slain the dragon)
Lux: c'mon guys lets go for their mid tower next
Chogath: Let's take it down.
Mal: Let me grab the dragon buff.
Lee Sin: Uh, Malphite there is no dragon buff.
Exreal: Yeah Malphite, Lee is right.
(Loud tearing sound)
Lux: My word...
Chogath: I, I think I am gonna be sick.
Lux: Malphite! You can't do that! It's crewel!
Ezreal: Coolest... thing... evar!
Lux: Put that back Malphite!
Malphite stares Lux dead in the eye, penetrating her very being. In one look he communicates to tell her, she is lucky to be on his team and not against the might of the Dragons Whip.
Lux: ..... are, are you... gonna hit me...
Lee sin: Hell, forget it lets take that turret.
3 mins later....
Malphite --> Pentakill!
Lame, maybe. totally awesome, absolutely.